WHIPLASH!

Today, I win at life!

But only in bizarro land.

In bizarro land, centerpunching a PT Cruiser is a good thing! And I have to beleive I'm in Bizarro land, because only in bizarro land can I center punch another car, and still not be at fault.

(Note: everyone's alive, no one's hurt but my poor car!*)

Oh yes! You see, boys and girls, when the blue focus has the RIGHT OF WAY AND NO STOP SIGNS you do NOT pull a slow californian roll in front of it.**

Unless your in bizarro land.

Anyway. I'm insured. Life will go on. Fuck, I don't know how i"m gonna manage thanksgiving but I'll either just be here for it till I get my car *** sorted out.

All other attempts by others to win at life in bizarro land are disqualified for at LEAST a day.

You tell yourself, "I am so happy, but I am not as happy as Momo, she am so happy to have won at life today, I am in second place".

Now I'm going to go eat my soup. Did I mention the part where I'd literally only gone out to pick up two cans of coconut milk?

They hardly seem worth it.




*her car can still drive.

** A californian roll is when you cruise up to a stop sign, decide it's clear, and go without actually stopping. The KEY WORD THERE is CLEAR. If you roll in FRONT OF ME you are DOING IT WRONG.

***SOBSOBSOB.



ONE MORE THING: UNIVERSE! When I said I felt like I should post more I DIDN'T want it to be shit like this!